Four Ways to Guarantee B&B Staff Will Hate You

Posted on: Nov 9, 2009

As a Calabria B&B owner, I’ve seen my fair share of guests – some, wonderfully charming as they are become like family and our days are a little dimmer when they’ve gone. Others … eh, not so much.

You might feel the urge to chalk that up to personality preferences, but you’d be wrong. We love 95% of the guests who frequent our bed and breakfast … and I’m not just saying that in case they are reading.

(But if you are … hi!)

Regardless of their personality, be it outgoing, serious, shy, funny, we love having them around and over the years we’ve established strong relationships with many of our loyal guests. Sometimes they join us for a night out, sometimes we meet up with them when we are traveling to their home cities and other times we connect on Facebook or through email.

But sometimes a lasting connection is not in cards.

If you want to guarantee your next B&B vacation ends with the hosts counting down the minutes and shuffling you out the door, here’s what you do.

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Steal Liquor From their Kitchen

Last summer we had a larger-than-life guest visit us from Prague-she was beautiful, outgoing and sassy. And she brought us liquor. Two bottles, in fact.

Last week I offered this Czech specialty to some friends who had stopped by to visit. I reached in the freezer and low-and-behold-it was gone.

That’s just not cool.

Don’t Check-in on Time

True B&Bs are family-owned businesses that are generally staffed by two or three people. For this reason, they set limitations on check-in times-usually from 3:00 – 7:oo or 8:00 at night. I’ve seen B&Bs refuse to accept guests who can’t make their check-in time. While we aren’t that strict, we do appreciate guests who either make an effort to meet our check-in time (8:00 PM) or who notify us in advance so we can be prepared.

Loyal guests who continually abuse our flexibility and check in after 9:00, 10:00, even 11:00 at night aren’t my favorite Facebook friends.

Break Something … and don’t tell them

Yes, yes, accidents happen, people drop things, wine glasses break. I get that and B&Bs owners know these things will happen. But if you really want your B&B to hate you, break something … I mean, let it shatter into hundreds of tiny, glass pieces, mix in some soap or shampoo, and don’t tell them.

Ha ha ha ha ha … just imagine how funny it will be when they walk in to clean your room and slide on the glass-infested suds you’ve left for them. Ha ha ha ha!!!

Make a Mess

To really put your B&B owners over the top, all you have to do is make a mess-not in the soap sud scenario described above-bur rather, in common areas and better yet, during the night when they are sleeping.

To help cater to our guests’ needs, we offer use of the B&B kitchen, to eat takeout, store snacks or sip wine with friends. If you want to take advantage of something like this-and not in the good way-then be sure you stain the tablecloth, don’t rinse your dishes and leave your plastic cups and napkins tossed on the floor so they can pick them up before the other guests arrive for breakfast.

So, are you ready to go out and make some enemies with the B&Bs in your travel future? What other things do you think you can do to get on that do-not-admit list?

Met Life graces market with first investment-grade rated CBO.

Asset Securitization Report March 5, 2001 | Graubard, David Metropolitan Life (Met Life) has launched and priced its first investment-grade a $507 million cash flow CBO called Madison Avenue II, via Salomon Smith Barney. The $415 million triple-A rated tranche priced at 48 basis points over six months libor. Although the A-class priced at par, several investors believed the collateral was far too leveraged. Moody’s Investors Service and Standard & Poor’s rated the transaction. this web site met life dental

Madison II has a 5% equity first-loss piece compared to a typical high-yield CBO with a 10% cushion.

“It doesn’t take too many fallen angels to get an investment-grade CBO into serious trouble,” said one portfolio manager. Although the bottom equity tranche in a CDO typically absorbs the first losses in a deal, investors above the equity can suffer losses as a result of portfolio restrictions forcing them the to sell the defaulted bonds at whatever price is available at that time.

“After the recent downgrades that we saw with Finova Group, Pacific Gas & Electric, and Southern California Edison we’d rather have the bigger cushion and less leverage than high-yield CBOs typically have,” added the portfolio manager.

For example, Berkshire Hathaway and Leucadia National recently put a deal on the table to take over the once investment-grade Finova Group as the company prepares to file for one of the largest Chapter 11 proceedings ever, with some $11 billion of outstanding debt.

When asked why Met Life decided to go with an investment grade issue, Charles Scully, a director in the insurance company’s securitization department said, “Met Life is a major investor in investment-grade corporate bonds and working with investment-grade collateral is something we do everyday and do well.” “In November the market started to cheapen-up and we were able to (completely) ramp-up a portfolio at a cheap enough price by February to do this deal. We had a 100% of overlap of bonds that Met Life already had in its other portfolios under management.” The top three industries in Madison II’s dynamic pool of bonds are financial intermediaries, telecoms, and utilities. Additional sectors adding significantly to the pool are chemicals, plastics and rubber. Hard asset collateral like the ones in this pool provides higher recoveries than what Street analysts refer to as “concept companies” with little plant and equipment value. see here met life dental

“We purchase companies in the telecom sector that we are comfortable with and are established,” Scully said, when asked about the deterioration in the telecom sector.

Madison II’s estimated default rate for its USD $26 million equity piece is between 25bp and 50bp with an internal rate of return between 15% and 18%. There are 120 bonds in the portfolio and estimated recoveries are between 40% and 50%, sources at Salomon Smith Barney said.

Michael Kroger, an MD in Met Life’s investment department, is the primary portfolio manger responsible for Madison II. Met Life’s strategy is to issue two or more CDOs per year and has one new issue in the pipeline for in the first half of this year, sources said.

Graubard, David

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3 Responses

  1. How awful! I hope you don’t get many guests like this.

    Oh we don’t. We are very lucky!! It’s just those one or two can “hurt.” :-)

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  2. andrea says:

    I’m going to make sure I do all those things next time I stay at a B&B. Just kidding. What would possess someone to mix soap/shampoo with glass shards? I just don’t get it.

    Well they broke the hand soap dispenser-which, seriously stinks since we got them in America, but yes, accidents happen. That was stressful because they didn’t tell us and we walked in and started sweeping, then almost fell and had to throw away the broom.

    .-= andrea´s last blog ..Blog Share =-.

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  3. Martha says:

    We love all our guests too. One very small thing borthers me. When at check out time, the guests ‘help’ by gathering up the dirty dishes, dirty sheets and towels and bring them up to our house. Oh thanks, now I have piles of dishes and laundry to step over and clutter up my small spaces. I am trying to remember to ask the night before not to do that. It really isn’t helpful. So as guests please think if something is really going to help or hinder.

    Good point. Also as someone pointed out on Facebook – smokers who don’t follow “no smoking” rules.

    .-= Martha´s last blog ..Happy Blog Anniversary to Me =-.

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